And that, boys and girls, is called...
Being hoist with your own petard.
I'm turning away from video games and cartoons in an effort to dissuade the kids from TV. "Maybe there'll be figure skating on," I say. I turn the channel. "Golf. Even better."
At which point the younger two say "We loooove golf!" So now I have a ten and an eight year old sitting raptly watching, no lie, the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am. And yes, I am just going to turn it off in a minute and send them outdoors.
Curse you, Mario Golf. I just hope they don't turn into Republicans.
I'm turning away from video games and cartoons in an effort to dissuade the kids from TV. "Maybe there'll be figure skating on," I say. I turn the channel. "Golf. Even better."
At which point the younger two say "We loooove golf!" So now I have a ten and an eight year old sitting raptly watching, no lie, the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am. And yes, I am just going to turn it off in a minute and send them outdoors.
Curse you, Mario Golf. I just hope they don't turn into Republicans.