Today...

[pat]

I need a good laugh, a Venti non-fat no-whip extra shot Peppermint Mocha and an apple fritter, and to get some work done.

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[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

Here's a good laugh - Dan and I were just at the grocery store, and while we were there i picked up a bottle of ameretto, since we're almost out.

I got carded. I'm still boggling over that one :-)

I hope your day gets better.

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

It must be nice to get carded... it's been a long time : ) And thanks.

[karenbynight.livejournal.com]

And oldie but goodie:

One cow says to the other, say, are you at all worried about this mad cow disease?.

What do I care? I'm a helicopter!

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

*Snerk*

I had never heard that one! It's great!

[dangerpudding.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, I didn't share that one? That's terribly sad - I'd been sharing it with everyone surrounding my time on the ship, cause that joke led princeofwands to tell me to cuddle the helicopter when I missed him.

.. heck of a way to weird the pilot out ;)

[elissaann.livejournal.com]

I always liked this one:

Q. What's the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?

A. Lipstick.

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

Hee hee.

[si-anenome.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... apple fritter.

Sorry you had drama today. (hug)