Release your inner Archangel... or something.

I have no words for this. And before you ask.... This is not satire, which is pretty scary. Just look at the product line.

link from tenacious_snail, via dot_poly_snark.

How's the air in that ivory tower?

Only the Encyclopedia Brittanica would use a term like "sui generis" to refer to the Grateful Dead, as appropriate as it might be.

Seriously, dude.

I might take your criticisms of the current state of Broadway more seriously if you did not have a footnote explaining how Jonathan Larsen screwed up the French grammar on "La Vie Boheme."