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[pat]

Except for the fact that the other goods in this cafepress store seem to be rather run-of-the-mill evangelical stuff, I would have thought this was a parody: The Baby Jesus Anti-Fornication Thong.

I can't figure out if I am more amused or appalled.

Comments

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I think the anti-fornication message goes particularly well with "These thongs are made for strutting!" and "Sized to fit juniors." Um, yeah. Two great tastes that... when taken together they make me a bit dizzy.

[rfrench.livejournal.com]

Searching for "Jesus" on cafepress reveals all sorts of, uhh, weird items for sale.

Don't forget your pack of "Baby Jesus Chastisement Cards", perfect for making sure you never have any friends again.

[rosefox]

When you wave your penis at it, do the eyes follow you?

[treacle-well.livejournal.com]

I couldn't help but think how appropriate in some ways such an item is.

Anti-fornication + Baby Jesus => virgin birth

[king-tirian.livejournal.com]

The mental defense mechanism in my brain triggered, making me believe that this must must be a parody product, although I can't quite tell. Yes, yes I can. Definite parody. Definite.

Because the thought of someone sticking the Baby Jesus where it could be urinated or menstruated upon through the normal course of one's day is more than my poor soul can handle this morning.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

I suppose it depends on the wearer. ;-)

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

I think you may be right. I can't decide if it makes it better or worse for me if it is a parody.

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

Just what everyone needs... interactive underwear.

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

I didn;t scroll down past the thong. Now I'm definitely appalled.

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

I could see it if it were the Anti-Fornication boxers or panties, but thongs?

[frankenboob.livejournal.com]

Anti-fornication grey cotton briefs would be amusing.

And a Website, Too!

[boubabe.livejournal.com]

Look, they even have a nifty website with an interactive Baby Jesus!

http://objective.jesussave.us/babyj.html

Very, very odd.