I discovered that I had the want ad from craigslist that I mentioned yesterday in my browser cache. It was a parody of a job ad. Having slogged through a lot of dreck on craigslist's job boards, I can understand the poster's frustration - I just wish I were as creative.
Since the ad has been pulled -- here it is:
( The ad )
Since the ad has been pulled -- here it is:
( The ad )