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Of course they couldn't control themselves. What red-blooded male could?

By the way, if you're not reading jmhm, you should be. : )

Intelligent Design, indeed.

Ladies and Gentlemen... The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Pirate Theory of Global Warming.

Thanks to jmhm for the link.

Edit: courtesy of xgray, in the comments, the "DUH theory of Creation."