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Every once in a while I declare that I'm going to give up all of this psychology nonsense and run off to be a tropical yak herder. (Tropical yaks because I hate the cold. A tropical yak can be obtained by putting sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt on a standard yak.)

curiousangel came up with the name for my first yak: Boris Pasternyak. I came up with the name for the other member of the breeding pair: Yakqueline Susann. Hard as it may be to believe, the names actually went downhill from there.