Job wanted ad

[pat]

Hi, I'm Pat, and I am really good at managing other people's crises. Want to hire me?

Comments

[rosefox]

Rats--I already mailed in my absentee ballot.

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

: )

[princeofwands.livejournal.com]

If I got that in email to a request for any variety of chaos management I'd certainly give you a call!

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'd work for you any day.

[ame-chan.livejournal.com]

Do you have experience dealing with snack cakes?

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... yes. It's the combination of teenagers and cats that gets tricky. :)

Now I want a Hostess cup0cake.

[karenbynight.livejournal.com]

Hell yes! Unfortunately, I'm unemployed at the moment, and so couldn't afford you.

[si-anenome.livejournal.com]

Ditto.

[elissaann.livejournal.com]

Well, crap.

I hope this leads to something better, that uses your many skills and gives you great enjoyment.

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

I have not actually been fired, just am looking hard to leave. But thanks for the good thoughts, I hope I can land somewhere better, too.