To the couple on the other side of the study table in the study room at Starbucks

[pat]

Guys? get a room. Seriously. There have got to be better places to neck than Starbucks. I know you're young, and you think the world revolves around you, and that this is *twue wove*, but really, take it somewhere else. I'd get up and leave, except I was here first, and I'm stubborn that way.

And again, I'm an equal opportunity prude. I'd be telling you the same thing if you were a straight couple.

Comments

[patgreene.livejournal.com]

Actually, this Starbucks is unique in our area, too -- it's larger than the rest, and has the two rooms. I haven't seen any other like it -- I think it has to do with the particular layout of the building it is in, which used to be a bank branch office.