To the couple on the other side of the study table in the study room at Starbucks

[pat]

Guys? get a room. Seriously. There have got to be better places to neck than Starbucks. I know you're young, and you think the world revolves around you, and that this is *twue wove*, but really, take it somewhere else. I'd get up and leave, except I was here first, and I'm stubborn that way.

And again, I'm an equal opportunity prude. I'd be telling you the same thing if you were a straight couple.

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[patgreene.livejournal.com]

Actually, I just got a call from my doctor's office reminding me I have a 10:45 appointment at Stanford. I should be out in time -- so I think that will work.