Being a wholly selfish and irresponsible person, I have no good advice for you.
But y'know, it's not as bad as being a single wolverine rancher. With no toes. And quicksand in your living room. And a "wacky" next door neighbor who busts in at all hours of the day and night. And a constant laugh track. And a hat that doesn't fit right. And Gum in your hair. And a flooded basement. With pirhanas in it. Wearing a corduroy tutu.
I could go on and it's tempting but you're either annoyed or amused enough for now.
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But y'know, it's not as bad as being a single wolverine rancher. With no toes. And quicksand in your living room. And a "wacky" next door neighbor who busts in at all hours of the day and night. And a constant laugh track. And a hat that doesn't fit right. And Gum in your hair. And a flooded basement. With pirhanas in it. Wearing a corduroy tutu.
I could go on and it's tempting but you're either annoyed or amused enough for now.
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